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Dear residents of Bethel, Alaska,
Did you enjoy your Doritos Locos Tacos bonanza?
Would writing the joy you tasted fill a line or a stanza?
I felt much empathy for you when I heard
you'd been told 'The Bell' was coming by some nerd
who only meant to prank a single 'friend'
and gained a full town of bruised egos to mend.
It was quite nice of Taco Bell to throw a party
to keep your cravings for their food hearty,
but what did you think of their latest invention?
(I haven't yet tried it and have no intention.
Despite a deep love for Taco Bell food,
that flavor combo looks quite crummy and crude.)
Was that wacky snacky worth being part of a promo
for a fast food joint to which you still cannot go?
To me, the trade off there seems a bit loco.
What about the normal tacos, nachos and burritos?
Chalupas, gorditas, enchiladas and enchirritos?
For the love of beans! (Por el amor de frijolitos!)
I'm sorry to point out, perhaps before you realized,
that this kind act may one day make your list of most despised.
You could try to raise funds through kickstarter or an imitator,
to try to taste more fast food sooner rather than later.
It seems like any somebody who's semi-saavy can raise money online.
Surely someone there must think that it is franchise ownership time.
I hope Taco Bell cravings don't drive Bethel loco!
Do let me know your thoughts on the Doritos taco.
Here's hoping you'll soon be eating American style!
of Rhyme Me a Smile